SquareMilk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[O Skyrim]

Nice Parody

At first I was a bit worried, but then when you started making all the references it picked it up. I loved the "Asshole Team" =D. Clever Job, -1 for the weird start.

[Skyrim Is Epic]

Give a bad review get a bad score *sigh*

That flash was just... I mean it was clearly trying to go for the randomness comedy which is what made it so bad. I mean there is only like two things you referenced about Skyrim that I understand. And I have played for over 100 logged hours... However maybe I am just trying to compare it to the other, more clever and funny flashes about Skyrim I have seen. I don't mean to come off has a jerk but this honestly was not that funny. I am suprised it go front page. I mean hats of to you guys, but this is defiantly the bottom tier of Front Page material. The voice actor was just awful. It sounded like a hyena being rapped, and then it formed words. The animation was not to bad, but diffidently not a pretty sight. And I have already talked about the humor enough... Try again with some more clever comedy that makes sense and a less horrible voice actor and I would give a much higher score. Bring on the negative votes you stupid Newgrounds users!

[Wesker's Report]

...Meh

I did not find it to be that funny. I have played the games so i do know who all of these characters are. Wesker talking just cheeped me out. The only part I really laughed at was when he said he was a virgin. But besides that, not that great.

[Minecraft Pals]

GOD DA**** LANCE!

This was a great video, and I would love to see more. Mine craft is an epic win.

[The Birds and the Beas]

Was not your best

Just not my type of humor, so its hard to judge. Also compared to your other work its hard to be as good

[Vince The Voodoo doll]

I remeber this phenomenon!

This was one of the weirdest yet best xbox games i ever played. This video brings back classic memoris of the game, and makes me wish it still worked XD. I loved the song and video to go along with it.

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

Not Healthy

Is it bad I can't stop listening. RHETORICAL QUESTION, The answer is no

[Resident Evil: TSR 1]

Very nice flash

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[Zombie Q]

Besides graphics

It was EPIC! And for the graphics thing it was not all the time just cretin things bothered me about it. Like the first scene u see the water when its looking at the shower head. It just looked awkward. Like it was not real water. But, it's still way better then i could ever draw so only 1 star knocked off.

[L4D Short: Starring Louis]

Agreed

Not front page but, still some what..... interesting? (BTW Louis white=FAIL) Anyway what is a anti-l4d2 protesters????

StealthBeast responds:

You know, just because you don't think it should be on the front page doesn't mean you have to give me a low score..

I'll not be explaining why Louis is white. See my author's comments.

For more info n the L4D2 Boycott, see here http://steamcommunity.com/groups/L4D2 boycott